Now there is a movie the whole family can hate!

It's more like a movie that takes place in the 90s, about washed up guys who are still stuck in the 60s.

133 episodes of Japanese people almost drowning in muddy water. That's good TV.

Those washing machine commercials he's in are OK. You know, for a commercial.

"a recent guest spot on The View and a brief appearance on 2 Broke Girls a few years ago"

"Worldwide poultry shortage traced to 'The Rock's' diet"

But will these films be able to replicate that magical feeling you got from watching two stuntmen in cardboard robot costumes pretend to fight each other on a hastily constructed soundstage?

Sounds good to me. I'll go to Menard's and buy some gopher wood

You have to suck at golf for a real long time before it's even remotely fun.

We're out of, uh, "Work Whiskey" again.

Same thing happened to Stacey Dash. Look how fast Fox News canned her after they no longer had a use for her.

Thanks, I didn't know that

Funny how fast they throw token conservative ladies under the bus for not towing the party line.

Charles Barkley responded with another theory that the moon is made of cheese.

Give him a break, he went to LSU.

What??? I assumed his chest was all CGI!

The cops in that movie were almost as stupid as the cops in the TV show "Dexter".

Last Man Standing: Season 6, Episode 11

Whats the point of building a pizza empire if you can't use it to fund right-wing guerrilla forces.

Works for me