God bless these cheeseburgers. This is some kind of weird Animal Farm/Transmetropolitan hybrid world we're living in right now.

I'd imagine it's like "Free Willy" but the whale is inside a truck

Fred gained 30 lbs of muscle for that role!

Depending on the angle Ben either looks like a towering beefcake or a bloated Pats fan.

Milo is a cockroach. He's about as dangerous as boiled celery.

I'm not even sure fans of the games would watch the movie. The game is popular because you get to wear a hood and stab Templars, the overall plot-line is complete nonsense.

Trump has recognized all the votes Jill Stein and Gary Johnson received during the election. In fact he recycled all those ballots into triple ply toilet paper which uses to wipe his giant billion dollar ass each morning.

"You're not the only precision kick line dance company in town!"

True, but it will depend on how big of a private army Trump can amass.

Oh wow! I get to run around a cubical farm! Just like the one I spend 8 hours a day occupying in real life!

The thing about squirrel meat is that it's better than you'd think, but it's still not very good.

Next to? There must have been some kind of mix up, Trump clearly stated that they should be REPLACING the Gideon bibles.

The ladies just can't get enough of Taliesin

Jeeze, everyday with these people!

I may still be addicted to crack, but thanks to you I now know that the King James translation of the bible is the one true translation.

I'd imagine he'll eventually get angry about all the Goldman Sachs appointees to Trump's cabinet, that and the links to Putin.

Shit happens!

Bravely Default is still carrying that torch.

It practically writes itself!

These giant breasted cheeseburger women make winter almost bearable.