Christ, what an asshole

Who's favorite comedian is Nate Fernald anyway?

Benny Goodman is going to haunt the fuck out of this guy

I hear he's got a bunch of old paint cans in his garage

I don't know how you managed to get this much content out of a guy who's directorial signature is waist up shots of people dancing.

I was watching a lifetime movie once, and I swear to God they were using a greenscreen to superimpose the inside of a restaurant in the background.

I think Wonder Showzen took the idea of a "children's show for adults" to it's natural conclusion.

I am happy to once again watch these fresh faced Bay Area youngsters deal with mild conflicts.

I like these trailers. I wouldn't mind if every few months they just release a new Suicide Squad trailer, and never release the full movie.

When it comes down to the wire, a decathlon between Rebel Wilson and some old man from the internet, I'm betting on Rebel Wilson 10 times outta 10.

I like to read the comments on articles. Where else can you find a 51 year old man on the internet challenging Rebel Wilson to a fitness test.

Yes, I can assure you golf is a sport

Most video games are derivative of movies. You couldn't have the Grand Theft Auto games without Heat or the Italian Job, and you couldn't have Metal Gear Solid without Blade Runner or Escape from New York.

Tom Arnold was just there to raid the complimentary buffet

There will always be room for stoicism in baseball, but these old guys need to lighten up. Over 25% of the players in the MLB were born outside of the United States, so there is going to be some cultural change.

She's the millennial version of George Costanza

It is subjective. I am from the midwest, so fat to me is a person who can no longer move without the assistance of machines.

High-concept or not, I'd expect someone to actually witness something before they claim it's causing the dumbing down of America.

That would only cause John Philip Sousa to rise from the dead and call Donald Trump a crumb-bum.

YOU NEVER WATCHED IT YET YOU WROTE THAT MUCH ABOUT IT?