No way, Bruno Mars is more like Diet Justin Timberlake

This movie looks and sounds like shit

My Grandma is playing pick up basketball with Jesus right now

My Grandma really liked this movie

I thought it was an Apple Computers joke

Young people love to spend money ironically

Battlefield Earth is definitely worth seeing

War of Roses. Just a bunch of rich assholes having it out with each other.

@Critic:disqus OK, now we've got a movie.

Yeah, but they always got a BMW, or Miata, or stock Mustang. A Shelby Super Snake is a car a billionaire nerd would buy for themself.

Ah yes my favorite superhero: "Weird Gym Guy"

What kind of idiot buys their kid a Shelby Super Snake as a graduation present

OH THANKS, A WHOLE BULLSHIT MOVIE ABOUT SOMETHING I READ ABOUT IN THE NEWS EVERYDAY!

It's funny to think about someone breaking out an official sexual schedule.

Billy Ray Cyrus was really good in Mulholland Drive

Yeah, or that Avril Lavigne song were she sings about listening to Radiohead with her husband Craig Nickleback.

The problem now is that they have to market music to people who are too stupid to figure out how steal it off the internet.

"Trouble" is a very funny song when you find out it's about someone from One Direction.

Comedians make observations for a living

You'd also need Liza and that Australian broad who played Cammy in the Street Figther movie.