This ad is confusing, frightening, and does not make me want to drink soda

He looks very uncomfortable. Have you ever tried to cross your legs in ski boots? It's not a good idea.

Magic tricks aren't much fun if they're all CGI

You're barking up the wrong tree buddy, I'm just here for the mead and turkey legs

One guy wasn't even wearing his mask

I saw this, and let me tell you, it felt like 120+

They probably found some place that will pay them more money

Holy shit they're still active? I thought this band broke up 17 years ago.

Jay-Z had to visit Cuba to learn the secret of their delicious sandwiches

Yes. Pretty much the only reason Boise State can win home games is because their bright blue field screws up the rods and cones of the opposing team. The Twins suck now since they got rid of the Metrodome, Marlins suck since they bought that fireworks dolphin show thing that discourages players from hitting home runs,…

The defender in golf is the guy who designs the course.

That 70s Show took place in central Wisconsin of all places.

This new religion is very confusing

Seattle has a team too, and they're called the "sounders". Can you believe that? "The Sounders" is the name of a professional sports team.

I always thought Nick Carraway as an unassuming dope, which is the role Tobey McGuire was born to play.

They just built an Olive Garden in Wisconsin Rapids and my Grandma is really excited to go there.

It was really funny to read how pissed off he was when he found out South Park made fun of Barbra Streisand in the 90s

"Motorcycles are kickin' rad, and your husband should buy one right away"

Re-runs of 7th Heaven just got a lot shorter, and a lot more confusing

All scenes containing or referencing Ben Kingsley as "The Mandarin" will be replaced with stock footage from the 'Once Upon a Time in China' series of movies