“...it must now face a lawsuit from shareholders”

+1

Perfect match for dual-clutch transmission: one engine drive the odd gear, one engine drive the even gear!

Re: epi-pen

“settle its criminal investigation with the Justice Department”

What will the range be like? Does it have enough juice to make it to the neighborhood playground AND back?

If a farmer in California can be found guilty of interfering with “interstate” commerce for the simple act of planting more acres of crops that he was allowed to, how hard could it be to invalidate these protective state laws on the exact same ground?

A better brand for Apple to buy is Saab.

In a hypothetical court hearing in the future:

The pilot forgot that what goes up must also come down.