@allstyle777: He clearly hates anyone who wants food in Africa.

@Donuthead: zing!

@ScottRouse3: If only it were that simple. Creeds inform deeds.

@Drummertist: Watching Family Guy on the iPhone 4 makes it funnier when you hold it in your left hand.

@GothamTommy: My bets are on you. Doublespeak for the win.

@Is_guhn_RAIN: Well, you're right. When I banged your extended family, I did prefer their rectums. Thankfully for my own hygienic preference of not leaving with a filth-covered member, they demand A2M.

@Is_guhn_RAIN: You fail at everything I've witnessed so far (including logic and the English language). It doesn't surprise me that you are not a scholar.

@Is_guhn_RAIN: biasED. No one is "bias." You can have bias or be biased. Please let all your buddies know.

Shit. I thought they were MY architects.

@Incoherent: The fact that you don't think I knew it was a joke makes me question your intelligence.

No, he shouldn't get fired for his video. That being said, it was about as funny as kids bickering whether Sega or Nintendo is better. In other words, it was dumber than a Kardashian.

I like reading all of these "Why all the Nickelback hate?" posts that try to dig at the "trendy" aspect of hating on Nickelback. Do you really need a good reason to hate Nickelback? Ok, so it reminds you of when you got drunk with your frat buddies. It's still absolutely some of the corniest music around. It's…

Amputations make diamonds shinier. Slave labor makes electronics the "funnest" they can be. Everyone knows that. Come on, Kotaku. You're going to ruin it for the diehard apathy-antipathy crowd. We're going strong since the 90s. Actually, forget it. I don't care about that either and everyone who does can eat a…

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Smug meet kettle.

Great. We need another movie with Will "I'm so Awesome" Smith in it. That asshole is the live action version of Scrappy-Doo.

I'm not sure Goatse is the best name for a security company. That shit looks wide open.

She seems like a sweet old lady. I probably would have lost it on her, but still.

From the thumbnail, I was convinced that it was some Radio Disney take on Marilyn Manson.

It will be compatible with Snow Leopard, Windows 98, Windows Me, XP, Vista, and Win 7 only.

@MonkeyChunks: So, it's art then.