Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?

Then I suppose that it’s a good thing the refugee process to get into the United States is much more difficult than the process to get into Europe, that there are a number of factors that make the US less vulnerable to attack by those coming as refugees, and that no refugee has carried out a fatal terrorist attack in…

Counterpoint: It takes at least 3 years for a refugee to get the proper visas and clearance to immigrate to this country. If someone wanted to grab an 18 wheeler and run it through a market, why would they wait all those years to get in? There are far quicker and easier ways to get in than through the refugee process.

weakest year one lineup ever dude

“And when you think about $600 million, it was announced by Marillyn, who’s very talented, the head of Lockheed Martin.”

See: every other claim Trump has made, ever.

They could sooner and more easily create a translator for “dog” than one for the Babbler in Chief

How dare you inject politics into a story about military procurement.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

As I posted in the other thread...

We as a society need to stop overblowing how people who join the military are “heroes.” Meanwhile, federal employees (civilians) are seen as wasteful and useless (see recent EO freezing federal hiring and increasing military). People join the military, I think, for as many self-serving reasons as they do for public…

OMAHA!!!

Most known raid under Obama so far: lost a chopper, sure, but got the most wanted terrorist in history, lots of computers and documents, and no American lives lost.

Go Falcons.

Well while we’re talking about yuge fuckups, here’s a Syrian family who voted for Donald Trump expressing shock and dismay at their family members being deported.

“Almost everything went wrong.”