Can I just say how much it soothes my tired, aching soul that The Root (with cameos by VSB!) is on this platform? As a black woman who waded through indignant “this was very poorly written” screed from “liberal” white Gawkerites whenever Kiese Laymon shared the work of a black essayist, I find it so rewarding that…

Because

It reminds me of Vince Young overcoming the twenty-WR-screens-per-game offense of Greg Davis to scorch a pretty stout USC defense. Here’s to hoping you get to play for a significantly less shitty NFL coach than Jeff Fisher, DeShaun.

“Someone remind me why Sanders’ inner circle wrote off the South again?”

That’s why they didn’t say no. They are just making him sit on his hands for being a little shit. Which they have every right to do.

Good luck to him with his four spare doors

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

You’re a cunt.

Well she is the 1%, so...

“Other side of the tracks”
“urban fellow”
Repeated use of “cracker.”

This is a brilliant idea for content. Jalop should actually purchase the car, but make the various writer/owners pay for the maintenance and repairs.

*shrug*

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Few things are more tragic than an NSX with an auto box.