Exactly what I was thinking. If this is something the normal elite media Twitter bubble is tittering about, Trump’s people really don’t give a shit at all. “Let them mock us,” Bannon must be thinking. But if this becomes a meme in the broader popular culture that everyone jokes about — how blatantly and stupidly they…

It was Olivia’s description of their backyard balling that apparently irked his father.

I agree. Particularly since the story came out the day he was going down to Dallas for a big game. Bit shifty on the timing, dad.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

Nice to know Homer is a “Mopar or NO CAR” kinda guy

If you have to say it’s not racist before you say it then it’s probably racist. I’m sure whatever country your avatar is from is known for plenty of wacky stuff.   

“The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care. ...”

“I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work”

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

+1 illegal wiretap by Pinkerton detectives

Not only did Mr Carnegie close the mills, but he got the bars to deny entry to former steelers?

I’m 6'2, like Mr. Porter here, and I’ve never met a male cop in my life that I could describe as “towering over”, especially not one working as an off-duty bouncer. Though perhaps if I were black they’d find a way to work that phrase into a police report.

Officer Abel called for reinforcements.

Oh i’m all in for hating Grayson Allen, but he’s the great white hope so he aint going overseas. Your best hope is that the kings draft him and Demarcus Cousins kills him in training camp

I am somewhat surprised that I haven’t heard more of the ex-player talking heads articulate that how it seems like he must have never played in an uncontrolled, i.e. public pick-up, environment. I keep waiting for someone to basically say what many of us are thinking—if he ever tried that shit at the wrong playground,…

The respect of your peers, the appreciation of a nation and the immense satisfaction that must come with punching Grayson Allen.

This is quality burn.

No college player has retaliated, does anyone know if overseas players would retaliate against this kind of thing?

“If everyone around you is angry, then you’re the asshole.”

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.