Why do I feel like your sense of humor goes something like this?

I mean, the damage is already done. He’s a grown ass adult with a huge platform and made baseless conspiracy theory accusations that the far right is gobbling up.  Fuck his apology 

Funny, I just put The Irishman on two nights ago, on a whim - “Did I actually like this movie?” - and wound up watching the entire thing, uninterrupted, after thinking “I’ll turn it off and go to bed around the halfway point.” It is, of course, infinitely better on a second viewing, when you can really focus on the…

I wish I had something more clever to say about this dude than “That guy’s a piece of shit”, but....

Y’know...if we collectively agree to stop giving these miserable fuckwits the attention they so goddamned desperately, pitifully claw at, they’ll eventually just go away and be forgotten like they should be.

No, the part that’s damning is that he won’t tell anyone—not the public and not WB’s investigator—what the so-called unprofessional conduct he’s been complaining about actually is. He makes wild claims about execs who call him privately, and then when the investigator calls him with another person on the line, he…

I think you’re being a tad hyperbolic here.

I don’t think the screenshot of an e-mail basically saying he hung up on the investigator without discussing any details is quite the proof of willing cooperation that he thinks it is.

Have to get their mandatory woke scolding and virtue signaling in each article. Union rules. 

Written by Bruce Springsteen, actually

Don't care, will watch, will love. 

If they want us to understand them then why don’t they speak American like Jesus did.

And when Ellen looked down, there was only one set of footprints.

Well, the two kind of did meet up. I would bet that you know West was, for a few years, on the Howard Stern show as a regular background cast member, doing voice imitations (which he was GREAT at, of course, especially when mimicking show writer Jackie Martling, always portrayed as cheap and drunk).

Sometime between…

Adult Party Cartoon was just awful. Just plain awful. The episode where they lived in a dead whale and were spittoon cleaners was probably the sickest thing I’ve seen and I’ve seen Meet The Feebles!

So uh... those interspersed Ubisoft promotional pictures in this article sure were tonally jarring, weren’t they? Like, maybe this isn’t quiiiiiiite the article within which to be inserting de rigueur free advertising for the company in question? Maybe?

Hey I have a big white ass take that back

Dolly Parton is deserving of all the accolades posted here.  She makes me proud to be an American.  

Fuck yes Dolly!

It is so rare at this point in history to see anyone consistently make headlines for simply being a decent person.