I’m already dreaming about what my Baba Yaga look will entail. I’m thinking some gray streaks in my hair. Real gray not pastel silver. No more trying to make my skin look glowy—tired will be the in-look.

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

Voted Baba Yaga, and if there isn’t a palette out in time for Christmas, Imma be pissed.

I voted for Baba Yaga, but I agree. Beauty tutorial would definitely assist in kicking off this hot new beauty trend.

Okay, obvs everyone should vote for Baba Yaga and then dress in Dolly Kei fashion.

I will help create this if necessary.

When Baba Yaga wins despite my vote, I expect Jezebel to put out a Baba Yaga beauty tutorial.

On the contrary, I am taking this seriously (honestly embarrassed how invested I am in this) and am solidly anti-Baba. Sirens: Smashing the patriarchy one ship at a time.

I feel like ultimately this has comed down to People Taking This Seriously vs. Everyone Else.

Why’s hag listed? Siren crushed it in round one. Ditto Ugly Duckling against whatever. Elves.

But Ugly Duckling and Hag lost last round (to Elves and Siren)?

How are unicorns even allowed in this bracket? They JUST ended! In some corners of the youtube-makeup-tutorial world, they haven’t ended yet!!!

Dinosaurs: feathers, color, teeth, fierce, weird, evolution, science.

Not really. I saw it plenty out of my peripheral vision when it wasn’t my turn with the glasses. It just looked like the sun. It might be different closer to the path of totality, but from out here, there was too much light for it to look anything but bright. It seems unlikely that things would be any different in…

I think the pointing at the sun takes his stupidity to a new level.

What a dumbass. Not only can trying to view the eclipse without glasses burn your eyes, but the eclipse doesn’t really look like an eclipse at all without the glasses unless you’re in the path of totality, at the moment of totality. Without the glasses, the sun is too bright to discern its shape.

I keep wondering if it’s even legal, the amount of “discounts” at that joint. Like, if everything is always on sale, isn’t that deceptive pricing that the FTC should look into?

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It’s also a rite of passage for every manateen.