A Jimmy Buffett Buffet.

Wait, can I print out my Splinter comments?

Oh man, at least the Klan were smart enough to hide their identity.

This Arch Warhammer guy does seem to be quite a Knobhead.

I thought Instagram was the new Vine.

What hellish landscape is this?

What is a TikTok.

But my credit card is my membership card.

We should make all the pollsters an FBI agents.

You are the hero that we need in all splinter discussions.

I am being told that Betty Devos is a lib now.

I guess it was bad timing to finally have equal treatment for all prisoners.

Milk has gone up by 20 cents this year. That is a 10% increase.

What are you doing to your controllers.

Well, impeachment is easy if you control both houses without worrying about losing the majority in the next election cycle.

Well, Stormy Daniels did say it was really small.

So how does focusing on the word exonerate help Drumpf’s case?

No Buzz Lightyear of Star Command?

Sorry, but anyone also includes Drumpfr and he is doing wonders for Barron.

Pretty sure you also need to add mentos.