Hey, we can start saying that he married Ivanka,

Civil war was a mistake.

On one hand, it’s great that we finally get a good sense of the spineless of the GOP.

And Kidneys.

So not as smart as a Border Collie which I am pretty sure can count to 16.

You forgot about the kidneys.

If I am understanding this correctly.

Did anyone important on Twitch not stream today?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Ok. But how much is it going to cost to repaint the whole thing?

This is Murica.

That sounds like the digital influencers version of HumanCentipede 3. 

Oh hey, you’re across the mountain from me.

2 wrongs makes a right?

Oh, I thought the ships were powered by portals like in Doom.

Like who are all these people and what are they streaming?

Seriously, just start investigating everyone associated with Trump.

Oh, I thought it was in celebration of the true American Hero, Tom Hanks?

So paying your kids to do chores no longer works?

Guys, are we the shithole country?