So not as smart as a Border Collie which I am pretty sure can count to 16.

You forgot about the kidneys.

If I am understanding this correctly.

Did anyone important on Twitch not stream today?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Ok. But how much is it going to cost to repaint the whole thing?

This is Murica.

That sounds like the digital influencers version of HumanCentipede 3. 

Oh hey, you’re across the mountain from me.

2 wrongs makes a right?

Oh, I thought the ships were powered by portals like in Doom.

Like who are all these people and what are they streaming?

Seriously, just start investigating everyone associated with Trump.

Oh, I thought it was in celebration of the true American Hero, Tom Hanks?

So paying your kids to do chores no longer works?

Guys, are we the shithole country?

So how do you know that Bill wasn’t bugging out?

Too bad none of them has the meme skills to have shouted “LET THEM FIGHT” and “IMMA CHARGING MAH LASERZ”.

Hang on, does he intend to use the EO to overwrite the counts gather from the census? Or is he just going to print it on a piece of paper and then eat it?

Nai wa.