Atmospheric pressure can be solved by actually having an atmosphere.

And anger the aliens?

How is this gonna work with the Solar Winds constantly vaporizing the atmosphere?

Ok. Maybe lead with that first.

Did anyone important on Twitch not stream today?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

Ok. But how much is it going to cost to repaint the whole thing?

This is Murica.

That sounds like the digital influencers version of HumanCentipede 3. 

Meanwhile. Spiders and Cockroaches seem to do just fine.

Oh hey, you’re across the mountain from me.

2 wrongs makes a right?

I think the next logical step would be DisneyCountry followed by DisneyPlanet and so on till we get to the undiscovered planes of existence.

Oh, I thought the ships were powered by portals like in Doom.

Like who are all these people and what are they streaming?

Seriously, just start investigating everyone associated with Trump.

Oh, I thought it was in celebration of the true American Hero, Tom Hanks?

So paying your kids to do chores no longer works?

Guys, are we the shithole country?

So how do you know that Bill wasn’t bugging out?