I am sure the people who can’t understand how to boycott starbucks would be very accepting.

Jokes on you!

So I am going to dip into my retirement savings in hopes of getting a better job???

Come on now, that is a man whose smile can solve all problems!

Is that rhetorical?

Oh man, hiring is going to be a huge pain now.

I really wish MSM would stop giving him a platform.

It’s okay, your brain is just functioning normally so typing like a Drumpfr is just unnatural.

Oh, Steve Bannon is so gonna flip.

What you call stabilization, I call “oh look, a whale, looks like it’s the end for good ol Captain Ahab. JK, time to go watch youtube and rope.”

Show us how soylent green is made!

Make you bed with wolves and you won’t get eaten?

No. For we are all monsters.

Hmmmm, the white folks with the ability to hire a PR firm must totally be squeaking clean.

Dios Mios!

I feel like I will definitely get stabbed.

What I have got from this is that we should build the wall out of federal workers?

I wonder if an angry translator for Nancy would be as funny.

I can’t report tweets now???

I just want to bring my own cup.