Ivanka.

I thought it was going to snow in New York.

How can we be sure that Cohen isn’t another triple/quadruple agent?

There goes our special air tactics against the Russians and Muslims.

I am glad that email does not work like this yet.

Oh, I hope Colbert’s brings back The Word.

Oh.

Oh, Evangelion 4.0 is coming out in 2019.

They should have bundled it with NRA TV.

If it was a Cheetos shaped like Elvis.

Wait... what???

You guys forgot about a Red Wedding reference presented by Bob Mueller.

God.

It might be easier to kick out all the states that want to secede.

She is lucky that she is not shackled by the weight of getting the platinum trophy. 

God damn it.

Well good thing this happened after the midterms.

In a sane world, no one will be marrying anyone with the last name of Santorum to carry on the family name.

It’s somewhere in my drawer.

Nay I say.