God.

It might be easier to kick out all the states that want to secede.

She is lucky that she is not shackled by the weight of getting the platinum trophy. 

God damn it.

Well good thing this happened after the midterms.

In a sane world, no one will be marrying anyone with the last name of Santorum to carry on the family name.

It’s somewhere in my drawer.

Nay I say.

Turkey was lucky that it wasn’t raining.

So if people use card protectors, they will have to use different colors or face the wrath of Mr. McSurpriseFace.

Is this Donald J Trump Page a Russian Troll?

Enjoy your algae river???

I wasn’t even alive and I was pretty sure that it wasn’t house.

Clearly it’s in Tournament of Power minutes.

Clearly it’s in Tournament of Power minutes.

It must really suck to be thrown under the bus like this.

Call your cable provider???

I bought battleship models.

Is the sock company going to be rebranded as Kim’s Used?

I am so grateful that I live in the Great Country of California where ballots are counted as slow as humanly possible with no drama.

He must have been trying to buy those over 18 R rated cereal boxes.