Oh, guess I shall be sending him tapes and saying that I am Jesus, the Lord and Savior.

They’re reading your comment about reading this article. HOW SUPER-META IS THAT?

Garbage in, garbage out.

Justice for Winklevoss and Eduardo Saverin!

Oh... I thought Team Four Star somehow made it into a Hearthstone Final.

I have FuboTV.

I wish my streaming service would allow me to hide Fox News and Fox Business from my channel list.

Wait, who are the people handling Wall Street?

Facepalm.

If you are in California.

Please also tell them to turn more people into mice.

Lincoln must be breakdancing in his grave now.

OH NO. THE ALIENS ARE USING OUR TELESCOPES AGAINST US.

I would be sad if this didn’t flop.

Wait, what happened to Drumpf hating losers in war?

Cute baby animals in good environments.

Think of all the jerbs that would have been filled by these immahgrants!

Great job Drumpfr.

I look forward to Jimmy the Bulldog Bullard on Soccer AM trying to replicate this goal and failing after 100 tries while hitting the bin about 5 times.

Clearly God isn’t an intelligent designer.