Man, the tobacco industry sure did have a hard time becoming an industry back in the day.

All we need now is one of them bald eagles to be involved some how.

Coal Dust explosions are apparently a thing.

It’s Waluigi’s time to shine?

Shut it all down.

I am confused.

Oh... it’s that tiny...

Let the future of the business suit just be a strap jacket.

the suspected brothers and gambling locations

Well...

I can only imagine the invaluable insight he has on coal besides saying that it’s black.

Google Glass integration.

2. He’s not Ivanka.

Guess his magic wand is his penis.

Whelp.

Would they rather be called the Tallahassee State fans???

Who are you trying to kid?

LET’S BRING LITERAL-ISM BACK!

You seem to have forgotten that marketing hacks do work on stupid people.

OH YEAH!