Guess his magic wand is his penis.

Would they rather be called the Tallahassee State fans???

Who are you trying to kid?

LET’S BRING LITERAL-ISM BACK!

You seem to have forgotten that marketing hacks do work on stupid people.

HOW DARE THEY INSINUATE THAT DICK CHENEY AND KARL HAM WERE LIBERALS!

Republicans have standards?

I believe Drumpfr has Dissociative Identity Disorder.

I am still waiting for the day to actually watch 2 girls 1 cup.

You know that he is just going to lose to the first barbarian encampment?

We gonna Marie Antoinette dis shit?

Come on now. That’s not fair at all giving all the tweeting he does.

Oh yeah tots.

I am confused here.

So you’re saying that the X-Files isn’t just a drug trip with them actually killing innocent people?

I am pretty sure this is far from what Majin Buu wore.

TL;DR: Everything isn’t safe. LIFE IS A FARCE.

I wonder if I should go to In-n-Out, buy a burger and just throw it anyway.

Don’t let Hollywood see this.

Till Disney buys the rights.