You can’t spell Ass without Kansas.

Please tell me it was signed by David Dennison. Ha, I kid. He racist.

Pretty sure I have a Hot Wheels car that looks exactly like this.

I don’t think Operation Death Star is going to work this time around. Let’s go with Operation Sharknado.

Probably never when WW3 hits making this car a rarity. Unless it’s a Mad Max type of situation. 

Erm...

#GOTG3REHIREJAMESGUNN

I am confused about his PhD in political science.

Come on brah.

Isn’t this more of a “which knife sharpener is the best” question?

Isn’t this more of a “which knife sharpener is the best” question?

To be honest, it’s probably a better life skill to learn than say... swimming.

Well, since no one has stepped up.

“We have a really diverse team across the board at the White House,” Sanders said, according to Politico.

So I have to pay money to prove that I am a good person?

Hmm...

That’s from the Neymar school of taking penalties.

They are really making a strong case for being too incompetent to commit crimes. Or incompetently committing crimes. Not sure yet.

Send it all to Scott Pruit since he loves it so much. Maybe create a franchise for his wife with it.

When will Melania be deported for lying to get a Genius Visa?

Well, there was that one case which could be an outlier, or several... no need to be alarmed. The wall will protect them. Wait, what do you mean that there gaps from which they can still shoot from? Oh......