I thought Scott Adams was the actual Dilbert Scott Adams.

California would like to recuse itself from this union and into 3 separate countries.

Hold it.

Getting De Gea would be the best surprise ever.

Finally there is equality for white women failing upwards.

Maybe Drumpfr is right about Norwegian immigrants.

YEAH! WHERE IS HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

Hakaijuu.

Do we still need that live action Lion King movie?

This is basically having a fire department standing outside a burning building saying the same thing.

Well, it could be worse.

I am going to be honest.

Touche.

Would you have preferred opposite matter? Inverse matter? Topsy Turvy matter?

Way to force that joke into this tiny area.

Ugh, they did so well with obscuring the joints till they had him throw kunais.

Is this the hipster version of Rock Band?

They couldn’t have just used a version of Labrys?

The statistics of an elected official being involved in some shady ass shit is way too high.