Ok, here is my $3.50 super simple plan to fix this.

I am so glad that I live in a state where Walmart doesn’t sell guns.

Last time I checked the bible.

Believing in an endless existence after death without knowing how immensely boring it will be after an infinity time or so?

Is this related to the upcoming TP apocalypse?

Did they actually increase the size of the world sprite?

Does that really count if you’re not running?

If only conservative media could suffer the same fate.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

So he can lead the military coup?

The Mongolians will rise again!

Hold on.

Republicans would need to have the intelligence first to know the irony.

How is this different from the Umbrella corps game?

#CAL2018GOPEXITANDGROWASPINEFFS.

I find it sad that my University Professor knows more about the subject and doesn’t get paid nearly enough.

That’s a lot of Russian Spies.

You say that but some children aren’t safe at home either.

Question : What makes your company unique in a world of high powered lasers?

Thanksgiving is going to be more awkward than usual.