Does that really count if you’re not running?

If only conservative media could suffer the same fate.

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.

So he can lead the military coup?

The Mongolians will rise again!

Hold on.

Republicans would need to have the intelligence first to know the irony.

I feel bad for using 40 gallons a day.

How is this different from the Umbrella corps game?

Man, DO IT FOX NEWS.

#CAL2018GOPEXITANDGROWASPINEFFS.

I find it sad that my University Professor knows more about the subject and doesn’t get paid nearly enough.

So summer is going to be really long this year and the next year and the following year and the subsequent year and the sequential years.

Good to know that everything we do is bad.

That’s a lot of Russian Spies.

Justice for Voltron Vehicle Force?

You say that but some children aren’t safe at home either.

Question : What makes your company unique in a world of high powered lasers?

Thanksgiving is going to be more awkward than usual.

IS THAT RHETORICAL?