Sure, can’t wait for someone to get stabbed or shot like that one Magic the Gathering game.

I have a better idea.

You know we are literally fucked when trees are also revolting.

I read the title.

Too bad it isn’t on every TV station.

I look forward to the utter destruction of the USA when Yellowstone erupts at the same time a Cat 6 Hurricane reaches Wyoming.

I am hoping for 1 left and 1 right or 2 middle.

All I want is 100% reliability.

Gotta protect corporation secrets by breaking people into specialized groups.

You’re saying that I need to clone my finger and attach that to my trigger mechanism.

So I could totally rig up a trigger mechanism to run at 400 rpm with no legal repercussions?

Just delete your twitter account.

So Vandals are Motto Officials?

President Bannon of the Mid America?

How does this help the country again?

It just seems easier to move everyone to Florida if it still takes months to fix the power.

You clearly have forgotten that fucking pet rocks were a thing.

Well, if Raid Group Finder was anything like in WoD, Solo all the way.

Oculus Go to Puerto Rico and embarrasses yourself?