I distinctly remember just watching Awakens in 3D at Universal Studio at 10 am with only 10 people in the theater on the Sunday of opening week...

Why are people buying tickets one month in advance for this?

So Brock Lesnar could totally have done a shooting star press into the endzone?

And we might actually make the first part of the second amendment relevant again.

If only Pence showed such courage in the White House which disrespects human dignity and just basic common sense.

Should have just fired up a Mario Maker level instead.

A real pro would have used a head mounted laser measuring tape.

How does one be drunk enough to wander through a kitchen into the freezer...

Wait, Melania sucks?

For causing that massive hole of a time slot?

Being on ground level with a semi-automatic.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO CRIME ANYMORE?

I just buy kick ass Ginsu knives.

I just find it really ironic that a group named “Alliance Defending Freedom” isn’t as advertised.

Jared Kusher, keep up the great work at being rich and incompetent.

Would have expected it to be addressed to the entire WH.

So you’re saying that email addresses from this mailhost01.trumporg.com domain isn’t a private email server?

I was thinking new episodes...

Let’s cut to the actual chase here.