How does one be drunk enough to wander through a kitchen into the freezer...

Wait, Melania sucks?

For causing that massive hole of a time slot?

Being on ground level with a semi-automatic.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO CRIME ANYMORE?

I just buy kick ass Ginsu knives.

I just find it really ironic that a group named “Alliance Defending Freedom” isn’t as advertised.

Jared Kusher, keep up the great work at being rich and incompetent.

Would have expected it to be addressed to the entire WH.

So you’re saying that email addresses from this mailhost01.trumporg.com domain isn’t a private email server?

I was thinking new episodes...

Let’s cut to the actual chase here.

So... you’re saying that I can’t put GPS device on a plane and track it with the GPS satellite?

Can we wait for the inevitable lawsuit against the various companies to lose first before we (which excludes me) start donating money to the fourth crisis in the last 2 months. Ha, that will take years. Seriously, it’s so messed that people have to setup online fund sites for this.

I am confused.

Gotta get those White scum out of our country!

Sans VR?

Statistically, someone involved in the shooting probably is related to a person who listens to Alex Jones and might realize that he is bullshit.

The same shit that has been happening since it’s inception.

So you’re telling me that I have been living these two decades, not knowing about 3 Yoshi games after the original...