How does one be drunk enough to wander through a kitchen into the freezer...

Wait, Melania sucks?

Oh no.

For causing that massive hole of a time slot?

Being on ground level with a semi-automatic.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO CRIME ANYMORE?

I just buy kick ass Ginsu knives.

I just find it really ironic that a group named “Alliance Defending Freedom” isn’t as advertised.

Jared Kusher, keep up the great work at being rich and incompetent.

What does “every age of the universe” mean?

Aren’t they the terrorist of thousands of Americans whom have credit errors that needed to be resolve by their crap customer service?

Would have expected it to be addressed to the entire WH.

Man... that’s a lot a fucking stupid people.

It’s called bond angles.

So you’re saying that email addresses from this mailhost01.trumporg.com domain isn’t a private email server?

I was thinking new episodes...

Let’s cut to the actual chase here.

So... you’re saying that I can’t put GPS device on a plane and track it with the GPS satellite?

What do they mean that they don’t know how this breach happened?

Can we wait for the inevitable lawsuit against the various companies to lose first before we (which excludes me) start donating money to the fourth crisis in the last 2 months. Ha, that will take years. Seriously, it’s so messed that people have to setup online fund sites for this.