Here is an insider tip.

Well, guess what we need now is for Oklahoma to become a giant sinkhole.

Just imagine what would have happened if she didn’t wear a seat belt.

Gonna need a truck load of D6 for the assault phase and defense rolls.

Aren’t all holidays and special occasions just a capitalist invention?

Bidet that ass.

Oh, so it’s a case of government fucking itself up just to take in a meaningless cut.

We are looking at maximum $30 of value here from scrapping it.

Someone needs to explain to me the premise of the fight?

So this is after the Iron Giant annihilates the Earth?

Well, at least there is still land to live on.

Let the restorers from Pawn Star handle this.

TDIL, there is such a thing as a Melee council.

Reminds me of what my college professors always say.

Let’s play the guessing game!

If they actually watched CNN, they would have known wtf is going on.

I think the plague is just code for cholera.

Do they have machine guns and assault rifles?

If they aren’t the first responders saving such jackasses, I too have no fucks to give.

New plan. We beg them to stop living there and leave Florida as is?