Well, we can’t all be like you with your fancy dual wield 3DS.

TIL that Japan has 47 prefectures, there is no SF V arcade release and SF V is actually easy.

Does he know Math?

Much like being able to use the right flag in the Olympics.

Does that correlate to Trump eating a New York Pizza and KFC with a fork and knife?

I think you got confused with jk posts with legitimate mouth frothing angry posts.

Well, I would watch Kong : Skull Island over the last 5 Kong movies.

You would think that at some point we should just fix the healthcare prices.

You do know that Taiwan and China are separate countries right?

Besides pissing China off?

God damn it.

Is Jason the “He would shall not be named” of kotaku?

Target is having such a bad week. 

The man beats to the sound to his own drum.

The biggest mistake is mentioning Kripp.

Well played.

Oh wow, Jose had no fucks to give.

There are types of wrong.

Well, we can’t even get paid sick leave right.

First the bald eagles revolt and now the string of infrastructure failures.
Clearly we are in modern end times.
I can only hope that pork blood on my door can save me from super AIDS.