Politically motivated dumping of a mature enterprise smartphone for

@jfj: Yep, this is pretty lame compared to a Paintbox.

Doesn't look very narrow to me.

"Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,

In other news, man falls to his death whilst playing AR game on rooftop.

#corrections

2000AD, prog 447, Judge Dredd: The Ugly Mug Ball, AKA The Ugly Bug Ball.

@noamjamski: Assuming humanity is extinct and 50,000 years of decay, The only evidence I'd expect to remain of us would be the stuff we left on the moon and maybe some curious seams of stone.

Amazing that anyone still thinks choppy UI's are going to compete.

@Purple Dave: My father used Sapele floor boards on his flat bed trucks, ended up throwing a load of it away when he retired because no one wants to blunt their tools on the stuff.

@Damn the Fanboys: exactly the sort of thing a bot would say.

As funny as stepping on a snail.

@flammablewater: realise you're joking but pretty sure the sim card was credit card sized in the one I owned.

If they were proprietary, you'd have to order special tools from Apple to undo them, you don't because they aren't, 5 point Torx have been around forever.

Love the dot matrix, should have those on everything.

Ok, after watching the video 'Metro' isn't an apt name for that UI, it should have been called 'Jumpcut', it's all over the shop.

@darkly: Did people bitch and moan about the lack of cut and paste, multitasking and 3rd party apps when the iPhone came out? yes, yes and fuck yes.

@kimsung75: unusual use of 'a few months' in place of the more common 'a year'.

If you can't cut your finger on the sharp edge of your axe, it's not an axe, it's a club hammer.