In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

This whole time we assumed IF there was one personality ESPN needed more than the other way around it was Bill Simmons. Turns out it’s actually Skip Bayless.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

He’s impeachment proof. Get rid of him and you have President Pence.

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

You wager before you know the question.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.

What do you mean “do your part?” You didn’t show up. Those numbers are real and they don’t lie. You. DID NOT. SHOW UP.

Older players just don’t appreciate the value of victory runes like the modern cricketer does

Except replay showed he never shouted, “Whackbat!” so the runes were taken off the scoreboard.

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

What the hell am I looking at?

This must be because of Essexshire’s Centre Right-Back Nigel Smyth-Yardley’s controversial and deeply unpatriotic decision to kneel when they play God Save the Queen. Or not kneel. Whatever the fuck you’re not supposed to do for the Queen.

Same in Florida. Fuck everyone of them and their ‘protest vote’.

The margin of victory for Trump in Michigan and Wisconsin was less than the total of Jill Stein voters in both sates. If those precious little babies had simply voted strategically the “meaning” we are all about to start deriving from this shit-show would have been radically different.

As an atheist, I would choose a copy of the Constitution to swear my oath on.

I'm sure we have some (whether agnostic or atheist); they just can't come out of the closet. It's a shame.

Rush Limbaugh is an ulcer.