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Bonus lifehack: Make egg salad sandwiches with beef jerky instead of bread.

Usually I’m immune to your crass hucksterism here, but I did have the need for a better showerhead. Fate thrust the Delta before my eyes and I succumbed.

Usually I’m immune to your crass hucksterism here, but I did have the need for a better showerhead. Fate thrust the…

I’m going to be that guy: I would trade Halo 5 for this any day. This looks so much more engaging.

They would have to find the right host if it wasn’t Conan. He’s pretty much the whole reason why it works.

Sorry, no. It’s entirely possible that there were multiple women involved. Especially if this was an alternative cover done on a short deadline or something. It SHOULD have been caught way early on, and it never, ever should have made it to print, but when the headline is about women and the thing is bright pink,…

Nah. I’m a woman and a graphic designer, and I’ve made this exact error before (granted, I was just working with icons that were easily switched out, thankfully, instead of a full-blown illustration like this, which is a lot harder to change). You can easily lose all perspective when you work closely on something like…

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

Rebecca Lindsay’s Mystique cosplay still blows my mind. Even after all this time I do a double take when I see it again.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Sage escaped from a David Lynch remake of Pretty in Pink. He’s Blaine and Stef’s eerily All American best friend for 3/4 of the movie. In the last 1/4, though, at Stef’s last big house party, when Sage breaks into the gardener’s tool shed....I mean there is a reason Lynch hasn’t found anybody to release the film yet.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

Though in fairness, vertical would be the way to go given the aisle shot. No?

I mean could you really resist eating your peanuts during a show like this?

Dunno about LSD, but I’m sure you can find plenty of mushrooms.

When I was about his age I’d go to Toys R’Us after school to play Goldeneye on their display N64.

This is brief and dumb and not about a celebrity being uncool but rather just kind of weird. Circa 2008-2009 I was at an astronomy conference and one night there was a public panel on planet classification (Pluto was still a hot topic with the public even though it had been a bit since its declassification in 2006). …

I guess you kind of had to be there. I think it was because I was at a film festival, and at Toronto, anyway, you got really, really good access to people back in the early 2000s. This was ‘02, I believe. So, for instance, while waiting on Salma Hayek for Frida, Helena Bonham Carter walked out from her suite,…

You know, come to think of it. Now I know why he was a dick. It was 2008. He was in town filming Oliver Stone’s “W”. He hadn’t been on TDS in two years. Looks like I was the dick.

Horse says “alcoholism is destroying my family.”