Great article.
Shareware was my bread and butter back in the 90s, though my experience with it was a bit different being a Mac user (back when it was decidedly not cool to be one). In the mid-late 90s, when it looked like Apple was going to tank completely, very few big game companies were porting their games for…

Honestly, an isometric or top down Alien survival game could be pretty interesting. I could even see a turn based one being pretty cool, a game of chess outsmarting the xenomorph, like a Hitman Go kind of thing...
Now, if they try to simply make a dumbed down first person game with touch screen controls... then it…

Soccer Mommy - Clean.
It’s missing from the list. 

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I’d take it even further, most western Christian are following Augustinianism, so to speak. I think Christ would have been baffled by much of what we claim to be “his teachings,” at this point. 

It wasn’t the goofy-ness that kept me from playing Fortnite, it was that I hate third person shooters. A dedicated FPS battle royale sounds great. 

Call me a traitor, but I’m with China on this one. The “new car smell” always gives me a headache. 

I came here to say exactly this. Playing the Witcher 3 over the course of a year felt more like watching a TV series, where each session was a different episode, more than watching an epic movie, where the play experience is one single experience. It was great.
I will agree with some people though that this playstyle…

He has dead eyes. 

I never put two and two together, but I’m also terrified of the Half-life fish monster and would always skip any Assassins Creed Black Flag missions that involved diving. Not sure what it is about the underwater creatures that is so scary. The combination of them being able to come out of anywhere, 360 degrees in any…

Just for clarification, is the problem here that you don’t consider The Rock to be black enough, or that he seems to identify as black when it suits him? 

Or how about just lower the price of the current one? Anyone waiting for a PS4 or Xbox1 can find them for nearly half the price of what they launched for back in the day. If you didn’t have the cash for one initially, you might afford one now... But not so with the Switch. Honestly, if they just lowered the price a…

Are we sure that the bat wasn’t actually the president prior to returning to his human form?

I love that you are such a Jack’s Abby apologist. As an east coaster, I keep telling my west coast family about them but most of them have never had their stuff. I would put their stuff against any of the old school German lager makers. There are few American breweries that equal or perfect European styles without…

Great. Now all I want to do is see how fat I can make my cowboy. Any word on whether or not he can develop diabetes?

I don’t play fortnite (nothing personal, I just dislike 3rd person shooters generally), but I love that the developers are having fun with this. I wish more games were struck by these kinds of flights of whimsy. 

Hold up, what is a bra “fitter”??
There are people whose job it is to help you find a bra that fits??
As a dude, I find that amazing because the only time we would ever have any sort of similar service is if we are paying for the services of an actual tailor.
I never knew that a fitter was an actual thing.

I always heard good things about this and had it on my “to play” list... and then I had kids. 

Fine. Take my star. You’ve earned it.