At first I was like, Wow, even for an obviously sarcastic comment that was a pretty rude name to call the guy. Then I saw his name, and knew he deserved it.

Wytches is damn good, very impressed with Snyder's work on that one. Definitely recommended.

Film starts with the guys entering the hostel. Cut to main character leaving on a train. End.

I used to love watching stuff like this when I was younger during Halloween, because it wasn't so readily available. Will be tuning in for the nostalgia factor alone, even though these are probably going to be just awful.

For a two-hour premiere, I was hoping for more like 73%…

I've DVRed this, so without spoilers… how much of a bastard is this bastard executioner?

I agree, I think this reviewer went pretty easy on the film and the review itself lacks substance. There's no mention of the completely conventional jump-scares, the awkwardly-delivered exposition, the insistence on cutting away from scary moments to bring us some more boring daytime excursions.

It's like they made it someone's job to come up with the most tasteless music jokes someone could make about 9/11. Maybe it was Gilbert Gottfried.

That was what I thought too. It was like this lady was under the impression that Newman was creating this vast food empire to take over supermarkets (he was dead at that time too).

Still remember when I bought a package of Newman-O's and the cashier looked at them and casually stated to herself, "He's got his hands in the cookies now."

Thought the show within a show was great in this episode. I honestly would not mind seeing Review expand into different forms of evaluation next season with Forrest beginning to see things with different perspective.

Also a book called Krampus, the Yule Lord by one-named guy Brom.

Suspiria: Italian for a sneaking suspicion this still may suck.

I do love Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, but this… this does not sound like his best work.

That might be the most disinterested press release I've ever seen. Bodes well for the show.

How? Why? What? Where am I?

This is true, but… I want to hate watch this, not kinda-sorta-like-watch.

This is my favorite Christmas song, therefore I now think Dan Andriano is eternal shit.

I'm a couple episodes behind but… a B?! This is unprecedented, and it actually makes me want to watch this episode less if it's actually *gulp* getting good.

Unfortunately, ghosts have been forced to adopt that expression because of horror stereotypes. Don't blame him, blame us.