Panda: Eats, Leaves

“ fucking crazy, narcissistic, have low-esteem and aren’t all that interesting.”

so an easy bang then?

Honey Bunches of Yost

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

I read it as “Karma is a bitch, you Supersonic-stealing fuckstick”.

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.

Two Christmases!

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Kentucky losing was probably the best. Duke winning was probably the worst.

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

Read in my mind as a Charlie Kelly attempt at written communication.

Just go full blown, Gilbert...

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

I gave my friend syphilis in front of everyone at our white elephant gift exchange party.

Old man yells at cloud.

Good list, Greg. Some people are bound to disagree with the order, but that's okay. It's not like these are set in stone.