Everyone is laughing at the question, which is fair, but I did come up with a real answer.

None, ever!

None. They can kiss my ass.

You certainly could buy a Mercedes or Audi and then cry when one of these rolls you at the stoplight.

You know that Acura has seen some shit. The path from being driven home by a senior level manager to carting around meth heads and stolen cats is not for the faint of heart. And since it’s a Honda, it probably has another decade of human tragedy ahead of it.

Pointy shoes go nicely with my “silly hats” rule for interpreting ancient and medieval art and even recent photos. If you’re wondering who’s in charge in any bas relief, painting, or sculpture, it’s the person with the least practical hat.

By your logic...

Davis Divan is not a car because it has three wheels.

Tesla Model Y is not a car because it has no engine.

BAC Mono is not a car because it seats one.

Come on, man. Open your mind a little.

I’ve been there, the drive-around for taller vehicles is one fucking block over. And as others have said, it’s a railway bridge, so lifting the bridge means regrading the rails for literally miles in both directions. It’s not that easy.

Do you also hate puppies and sunshine?

Every time I read or hear someone claiming to “break physics”, I mentally refile whatever I’m seeing from “Informative article” to “Hyperbolic nonsense”. The car is cool, I have no problem with linking Youtube videos, but meaningless hyperbole should have died with Top Gear.

They took a tough and punitive stance against a woman seeking to protect her mental health and are taking a nice and conciliatory approach towards a man seeking to protect his physical health.

Body bag or isolation cube Pregnant Woman? Makes no difference to me

They think the world is a prison and they are the prison guards.

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

And let’s not forget that you could also tweak the color settings for the walls/ceiling, and make things even more hallucinatory.

Jfc

Batman driving a Jeep Renegade.

You’re not a real mechanic until you’ve done this at least once, and hopefully only once. It’s one of those pain memories that will have you double checking the three connections before you connect the fourth. Ask me how I know...

My pet peeve is when shows use a car that is TOO OLD to convey “This character drives an old shitbox.” At some point the car becomes either too expensive to maintain, or rare enough to be a collectible.