Well, of course Ellen was nice to you, Katy Perry, for you are ALSO rich and famous.  She doesn’t give two nutty turds about the poors and/or unknowns, especially if they work for her, because she thinks she owns them.

This pandemic has been awesome for us regular folks that get to witness how celebrity culture is crumbling right before us. Many of them aren't handling it all too well and with no help of a publicist the common sense goes out the window. How difficult is it not to say anything? 

LOL a celebrity trying to go to bat for Ellen with “well she’s always been nice to me!”

I have to commend Jonathan Swan for how well he handled this. I watched it last night; I could not stomach all of it, but I did get through most of it.

By italicizing your puns, you’ve gone beyond #dadjokes into #grandpajokes territory.

You get a little sick of being the cannon fodder in a war you shouldn’t have to fight. It also takes up a lot of time.

Plain clothes, running up and snatching someone without clear establishment of what authority you are representing is not how we as Americans accept an arrest. This person was not a violent extremist or anything that would require a tactic of this level. Nor would would we arrest someone who did meet that level in…

Fuck you. 

Do you lick the boot or do you also suck on it too? Like whats your technique.

Also, the negative partisanship is the reason we have no empathy anymore...and when you can look at this an be like “cool” then our democracy is fucking dead.

What’s Mitch McConnell got to do with this?

Also get a better tailor.

Sounds about reich.

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

You can get a reasonably safe, modern (and even interesting) car without buying a brand new luxury car and suffering from massive depreciation. There’s middle ground here.

You make some good points, but it also seems like you didn’t read the whole thing:

Dani’s Instagram video validates the Internet’s entire existence, right now.

I love wearing a mask! I’m currently in the Midwest, where smiling in public is nearly mandatory. It’s been a nice break.

Pure coincidence. Southern crackers tie all their knots like this out of habit.

I think you might be lactose intolerant.

The limited edition Toxic Garbage Blizzard was actually a big hit. I think it'll be back on the menu in 2017.