Why not? It pays well. Better than any of the jobs you mentioned and you work pretty independently. Don’t demean what you don’t understand.

10/10 would wear.

I would drive this wearing nothing but a yellow bannana hammock and rhinestone sunglasses.

I’m sure that feeling is mutual.

I don’t know what that car up there is, but it looks freaking awesome in a 2 Fast 2 Furious sort of way.

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Here’s another one:

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

I am not featured on this post, but I, too, wanted to share my things.

Han Solo In Carbonite metallic credit card/ID holder
Paper Mate disposable
Rolex Submariner Oyster Perpetual
Leatherman Charge
Bender

I am not featured on this post, but I, too, wanted to share my things.

Han Solo In Carbonite metallic credit card/ID…

I agree in general, but in this case they are speaking to their readership who voted on their favorite watches. These are our four favorite watches regardless of how you feel about them.

I agree in general, but in this case they are speaking to their readership who voted on their favorite watches.…

Shortly after buying my 911 i realized that the “fastest” car on the road is the one driven by the guy willing to drive the fastest.

I wonder how many conservatives can’t see their own hypocrisy as they support something like this while at the same time demanding “religious freedom” laws that allow people to comply with a “sincerely held religious belief?”

Red: I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?

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Wifey: You need to wear dress shoes.

This is one of very few BMWs I can actually say I really like looking at— that long hood and shark nose are simply tremendous. That being said it’s a lot of dough for an old Bavarian with some questionable mods (dat radio and them seats) done to it. CP.

THANK YOU! Seriously, what are those of us with cement-snot supposed to do??

TMI time: I pick my nose, each nostril, once each day. Not sure why but my nose and ears produce a lot of material and it just has to go. My wife says I need to blow my nose but that doesn’t help because the boogs are hard as a rock. I don’t think I nick the interior or cause bleeding though, but maybe I’ve just…

Video notes at 0:56 that “This may take a few minutes”.

Alternately, just buy another one at CVS for 7 bucks. Cheaper than your time + wasted shampoo + ruined toothbrush.