Yeah, I think you could compare it to Native American stuff. Some Native Americans don’t have a problem selling “dream catchers” and “medicine bags” to dumb tourists. Some do, and I have to respect that.

I feel very disinclined to pass judgment on this dude, because it seems like he’s making these products for people who actually practice witchcraft as their religion? That could be my incorrect hot take, but I just feel wrong shitting on this dude for trying to make a (albeit odd) living. As long as he’s not trying to…

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

My first COTD! I’m so honored!

Dude. Take it easy.

Seriously? You’re bashing on bike that was just stolen?

He is performing the Oral Sex.

I doubt this happens to married people. after sex you can just go to sleep or go back to talking about paint colors or the baby’s poop or whatever. No awkward transitions back to real life.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

292 voters at current count say you’re wrong about that...

Never.

“So that means you can have a soft compression stroke and a firm rebound.”

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

First world problem for the children in adult bodies: concern over pronunciation of terms relating to imaginary cartoon creatures.

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

But if I’m not pretending it’s a race car where’s the fun?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I appreciate your use of the acronym for Way True, Friend!

I FEEL FANTASTIC.