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Obligatory...

Wisconsin - Colder than Alaska. Leave beer outdoors.

You think that's bad? Wait until you see the crazy shit they actually let people take on board!

They want a brand that can eat AMGs for breakfast, but can they see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch?

Yeah he sounds just like a typical Jalopnik commenter...

LOKI FLIES AND IS IN JAIL

How am I supposed to know about a car I never knew about?

Everything was sounding peachy until it was announced that the STI would retain the EJ257 from the outgoing model. As if a thousand ringlands cried out, and then were silenced...

Dear Dealership,

Little Known Fact #102

Also: Need to visit the Bong Rec. Area someday.

For those who asked for the wagon, here's my rendering.