I mean, I can see where he’s going with it in his follow-up.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

I’m ignorant of the immediately obvious and proud of it.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

I mean, I want it on record that I’m anti-Trump, but I’m not sure I want to hand that information directly to his administration.

The reaction when this Paula person led Trump to Christ:

I strongly feel the need for a Michelle Obama Barbie with all her iconic gowns.

The thing is, they don`t. Neither did I at that age, though. One of the unwritten rules of that age is giving your beauty and personality to scrubs who don`t appreciate it.

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

That sounds awesome. My husband had a Burger King craving so now he’s ventured out in the cold to get us some. Shitty, I know. The high point of my day was breakfast, I wanted the Boston creme pancakes from a hipster brunch place downtown and after inviting my kids to go with me they bailed, and my husband was still…

When he died, Michael Jackson was trying to pull together a film in which he would star as Edgar Allen Poe (novelist, pedophile, and white person). Frankly, he’d love that a white actor is playing him.

I swear every morning since the election I’ve woken up and had the horrible realization that Trump is going to be president over and over. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day without the comedy.

How dare he besmirch the name of Dairy Queen! Temple of teen hooliganisms and meeting spots for My Weed Guys (TM) everywhere!

Racist.

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

That’s what happens when you put a trailer out. People critique it.

Gee Matt, between this and your comments on diversity I’m starting to think you might be a douche.

That’s sort of too fucking bad for him. Don’t have sex with teenagers while married if you are so concerned about your image. Fuck Ford.

Unless it’s slander, upon what grounds could a case be brought up before the court? I can see him lawyering up, but I’m not sure his lawyer would accept the case in good faith knowing there’s not much of a case. Granted, I’ve yet to see a lawyer turn down billable hours, but still...