Your comment reminds me of something I do at any bar association events. Any time I get a compliment, I say “no, I’m not (insert good adjective here), but (insert either name of partner or the firm of the person I am talking to) is definitely known for (being that aforementioned good adjective). Then I take a long…

Analog dick pics! OMG

*Something something gay fish*

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

She was trying to air his business, not shame him. It’s 2016, get with it, yo!

Sometimes I liked celebrities better when they were mysterious and inaccessible and, most importantly, not on Twitter.

RiDi or LeAnna. Or LeRi (as I’m leery about this info). But I guess if this is their second go around, RiCap.

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

“Freezing is a third fear response recognized in the field of psychology but, for some reason, missing from public discourse. Someone tries to put a hand on me; I’m uncomfortable, but I can’t move or speak. “No” is not clear.” http://ladyclever.com/culture/freezi…

Goddamn Naomi looks like a marble statue in the best way possible.

Time to put this one down.

OH MY GOD WHITE PEOPLE JUST BE PALE. THAT IS HORRIFYING. SIT IN THE SHADE PLEASE.

Also, it’s not Thursday.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Someone is very good at reading articles.

Well, my first thought is, maybe he’s good at following orders. The girlfriend’s, and then the correctional officers’. Just a thought.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.