ryanpparrish
Ryan Parrish
ryanpparrish

I don’t trust anything coming from that guy, especially when posted on his own propaganda platform

And thankfully, barring any constitutional conventions, Musk can never become president here. Guardrails, people. 

Look, I just meant that all Mexicans are lazy and unmotivated. What’s the big deal?”

You think there’s some sort of equivalency going on here but there’s really not, because you see, I’m not the one suggesting a person who they merely consider vaguely annoying should commit friggin suicide.

Sadly, not even he would fuck him.

I know it’s hard for sociopaths to understand these things, but sarcastically saying someone should kill themselves = just being an asshole, at best.

Do you really think that the writers aren’t in on the joke re: Surprise Inspection? That bit is not in the least bit mean spirited. 

The fact that high-stress workplaces are often toxic does not mean that they HAVE to be.

I love how people take “I’d like it if my bosses weren’t outright mean to me” to mean “I want everyone to be my bestie and I want everyone to praise me every time I do or say something I perceive as great.”

Your experience sounds shitty. I’ve never had one like that.  That’s not normal.

You are so close to getting it.

Not new that this industry is high stress and high turnover.”

It took me a long time, but eventually I learned that talking like "the funny one" on a sitcom is not an appropriate way to behave in real life, and especially not in the workplace. 

Cool, do you often tell depressed people maybe they should kill themselves?

Perhaps a milquetoast late-night show should not even BE a high-stress environment

Hey, maybe you can give some serious consideration of fucking yourself.

2003 wants their joke back.

Hell of a defense, hahahah. 

Go suck on a bullet you nazi piece of shit 

Isn’t Florida one of the states where you can now just drive over protestors?