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Ryan Parrish
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Just because you’d break the law if you thought you could cross in front of the pedestrian, doesn’t mean the Tesla should.  It clearly says yield to pedestrians, that doesn't mean beat them, it means wait for them, from when they enter the crosswalk.

Cars in the opposite direction are stopped because the pedestrian is in front of them, when do you think the yield law comes into play? When the driver is in front of you, or when you can squeeze your car past them so the driver behind you can plow into them because they couldn’t see the advancing pedestrian you just

I’m riffing off something I read elsewhere but, a world where AI gets to write poetry and paint pictures all day while I get run over by autonomous vehicles on my way to a minimum wage job is not the future I was promised.

the idea that zoom etc can completely supplement all the lost benefits of face-to-face collaboration is as ridiculous as saying Tesla’s cars can drive themselves.”

1) It isn’t up to your coworkers to be your friends.  Make friends in other ways. 2) It’s still very, very easy to have a connected, collaborative environment remotely.  I built an entirely new team during the quarantine and using the tools available ensured they had a robust team culture and were able to feel very

/hurriedly writes Terminator reboot, where Skynet is your manager.

who the fuck keeps ungreying this shitstain

Hey GM, here’s what I want:

I love how GM sees itself as some sort of industry disrupter on the same level that Apple was in the early 2000's. It’s absolutely laughable. Please, sit down grandpa. You’re not fooling anyone.

I know, right? I got the Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt NES for Christmas as a kid, I spent a year of college playing Mario Kart 64, and I’m excited to see this movie with my kids tomorrow because they can enjoy something I grew up with and then moved past. I’m expecting a colorful kids movie with a few nods to older

Yeah, Seth says “I dont do voices, you’ll get a DK that sounds like me”
Producers: You’re hired!

I don’t think he was ‘making demands’. He said ‘This is how I do my voice. If this is good for you, then cool.’ Blame the producers, if anyone. Seth was just upfront about how is performance would be and they still hired him despite that warning.

They really need to trade in those metal detectors for radiation detectors: since guns are OK, they should at least try to filter out the dirty bombs. Personally, I do not understand why TX doesn’t allow open carry of dirty bombs and other nucular weapons— how else can my Well-Regulated Militia stand up to the ICBM’s

I hear that all the time about gun owners, but do you actually consider 99.9% of American adults to be highly responsible people, in general? If not, that number of responsible owners is likely way smaller too. Guns didn’t become the leading cause of death amongst children, recently overtaking car crashes, because of

It’s remarkable how insanity, once accepted by enough people, becomes entirely mundane.

To quote an old meme:

It’s very funny for you to accuse them of being a toxic fan while sounding like a complete troll psycho.

lol, way to be the exact kind of person the OP was talking about.

You come across 100x more aggressive and gatekeepy than they do, and seem to be really personally hurt in a way that suggests they hit a nerve.  Because you write and talk like the exact type of snob they are discussing, and I think some part of you

Ah, I know Brandon, he is “GOOD PEOPLE”, celebrity has done nothing to him. The Wired author couldn’t even find dirt on him because Brandon likes his family, his friends and his job and doesn’t have skeletons in his closet, so the article author has to make fun of his family, friends and job, what a tool.