All I saw was an hour long press conference for a cable box

I'm just gonna call it now, at some point during the reveal Infinity Ward will get up and talk about how the next generation is going to allow them to create deeper characters and complex stories.

So we've got CoD...and some race games. Destiny everyone! Yeah! ...... Now let's talk about Netflix!

I'm guessing the event will be all:

"Here is the next Xbox, bitches!

Like I said...don't stop believin', buddy.

Nice revisionist history reporting Kotaku, next article will probably be about how Nanking was a Japanese adventure to free poor Chinese. Here is what really happened. Lucas exploited the local north Africans, probably by paying the workers slave wages and then packed up and left his garbage in the desert. I can't…

I think this is supposed to point out how you win by not playing, which seems to be a common theme currently.

I want to cry, but there aren't enough tears.

Bring it on, Internet.

You. I like you.