lol I used one of those call-in services for my weed card. Here’s how it went:

It’s entirely a numbers game. If you can book a 66% full schedule without accepting insurance you’ll net more $$$, and reduce your personal stress, than if you accept insurance and have a 100% full schedule.

It’s amazing to me that we ignore that a lot of conceptions of therapy or ~self care~ are neoliberal indoctrination (and inherently racist, to boot!). I am exactly not at all shocked that’s being taken to its natural conclusion by exploiting girls/young women who are especially prone to feelings of self-doubt as a…

#KlobMob even did the little “can you understand me” condescending bow.

Guys, I’m really worried I’m at perimenopause 20+ years early. Otherwise how could my cooch be dryer than the post-climate change Sahara so often? Weirdly, it only seems to happen when Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, and Susan Collins are mentioned.

It makes me really sad. Bernie is my top choice but I would not at all hesitate to vote Warren. The others are ifffffy to the point that they’re pure wtf. I work in a very difficult industry and I c a n n o t imagine anyone but Bernie/Warren helping my life.

Don’t forget some presumably absurd make-up.

Run-of-the-mill strip clubber here (not the kind you think). Absolutely can confirm.