“You should be tolerant of my intolerance!”

There should be an unwritten rule you can’t yell at the batter after he hits a massive homer off you.

That iis exactly how that rule works.  Ive played and reffed for 33 years.  I cant count how many times I or a player Im reffing gets the puck first and takes out a player right after with a trip or body.  It's not a penalty.  Go back to knitting or whatever sport u play.

It’s not a charge if your feet are moving 

Why the fuck should they pay him a penny? He didn’t fulfill his end of a contract and the team got back that compensation.  

The idea of Trump is the sucker-ass belief in meritocracy, in hoary old Great Man bullshit, twisted into its most horrible gargoyle incarnation. He’s rich and famous, he’s the president of the country, and therefore it just simply must be the case that he has earned this station for himself, one way or another, via…

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

After Game 1 the Gasol trade briefly looked ingenious, like it had given the Raptors a legitimate Embiid stopper

Honestly, I felt the same way about Subban when he was in Montreal. Stupidly talented, tremendous player, and then he’d slew-foot and dive and just act like a jackass and it was so unnecessary. He’s seemingly stopped that since going to Nashville and now I think he’s great.

Starring you for being a reasonable B’s fan. All I ever hear is “If YOUR team had him you would love him.” No. Some minor goonery is always fun but BM takes it to another level sometimes. How many other athletes in any other sport have had their league go out of the way to tell them to stop licking people? There’s…

There’s gamesmanship, and then there’s this. Punching a guy in the back of the head like this is bullshit, and if he gets suspended I would have no problem with it even as he plays for the team I follow. I know he’s frustrated but this isn’t the way to handle it. He seemingly can’t help himself. It’s indefensible.

He had zero penalty minutes coming into the series. His penalty in Game 2 allowed Columbus to tie the game on the power play...and his penalty last night allowed Columbus to score the game-winner on the power play. With the Blue Jackets rolling on special teams, Boston can’t afford even “regular” pest shit from…

I think the slump is what makes this happen. With very limited exceptions, Marchand made a concerted effort to curb the worst of this throughout the season, and went ahead and helped himself to 100 points. Now, since Game 7 against the Leafs, he’s not really playing well and he’s frustrated, which probably gets him to…

Sounds likke you're a knitter, not a hockey player.  Good luck with your game, I want a nice sweater for hockey, thanks. 

If the stick is up under your arm, it’s already a hook. The act of clamping down on it doesn’t change that.

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

Which is still objectively more dignified than impersonating Willem Dafoe in Platoon, the go-to move for soccer and basketball players.

Quite often when I’m not busy fucking your mom. 

Prince’s freedom is a constant reminder of our failure to construct a just society.

Prince should either be in prison for life somewhere or dangling at the end of a rope.