Persona 5 is getting a PS4 bundle in Japan. Make that a PS4 Slim bundle. It’s priced at 39,980 yen (US$393) and will be out September 15, when the game launches in Japan.

Why would I write that this is the greatest action adventure game of the generation and you take that to mean that a website that hired me for the weekend hates a video game?

no im not

Oh good, a weekend run by the dude that thinks being as contrarian as possible by dumping on any and every popular game while claiming every obscure, disliked or generally ignored game is actually the greatest thing ever makes him insightful and smart rather than a hipster with a half-baked grasp of game design and an…

My mother is playing Blood and Wine right now and came across a mission where ROACH FREAKIN TALKS! I’ve not yet come across that mission (in fact this bothers the crap out of me because I’m a bit of a completionist and she is not). She said Roach sounds like a man though, which is weird because she is always a mare.

The amount of times I’ve said “Goddamn it, Roach” out loud while playing this game.

From Witcher 2

Roach in my games does hand stands.

Okay come on, I know I am not the only one thinking of Atreyu and Artax from Neverending Story!!

Maybe I played the wrong game because the one I played looked nothing like this.